I just heard a local news report about vandalism that occurred to some of the classic cars that were in attendance to this past weekends events.
Apparently, paint was thrown on several cars while they were parked at the gathering place either late Saturday, or early Sunday morning.
To those responsible, I say this,(brace for impact people):
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? WHAT KIND OF JAG-OFF POURS GALLONS OF PAINT ON A PRISTINELY KEPT POSSESSION, THAT TO THOSE WHO OWN IT THINK OF IT NOT ONLY AS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF AUTOMOTIVE ART, BUT TO SOME AN ACTUAL MEMBER OF THE FAMILY??"
"HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLOTTING THIS DISGUSTING DISPLAY OF LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND LACK OF RESPECT FOR SOMETHING YOU YOURSELF COULD NEVER HOPE TO CREATE??"
"I HOPE THAT YOU ARE FOUND AND NOT ONLY MADE TO PAY RESTITUTION TO EVERYONE OF THESE PEOPLE WHO'S LIVELIHOOD YOU HAVE DESECRATED IN THE AMOUNT UPWARDS OF SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS, EACH, BUT THAT EACH INDIVIDUAL WHO'S WEEKEND YOU ENDED, NOT WITH THE UPBEAT FEELINGS THAT THIS WEEKEND IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE, BUT A WEEKEND THAT WILL MAKE THEM THINK TWICE BEFORE ATTENDING AGAIN,IS GIVEN THE CHANCE TO LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYE BEFORE BENDING YOU OVER AND ANAL RAPING YOU WITH A 5" FLOMASTER DUAL EXHAUST TIP COMPLETE WITH FLAME THROWER ATTACHMENT!"
"YOU LITTLE FUCK!"
Sorry about that.
Now that I've regained my composure, I'd like to offer this:These events are supposed to be fun for everyone. From those who share their automotive visions to those who come just to look at these metal marvels,this particular event has been heralded for 22 glorious years without not as much as an accidental door ding.
But now, for reasons one can only speculate until these vandals are caught,in my opinion, this single incident could possibly create such a change of attitude in participants, that next year may not see what many have enjoyed for over two decades.
i weep for you, you little fucks...................
3 comments:
The small-d!cked BASTARDS.
I think the dual exhaust idea is a REALLY good one. How about a good skinning of the above mentioned apendage as well? And if the perpertrators are female- the female counter-part will do as well.
To borrow a famous quote.....
"Furious!!!! Foots.....In ASSES!"
How could they?
Two things, pure jealousy and retarded kids that just don't think before they act.
Kids do this today with the same attitude I used to have when I played 'Knock and run' as a kid.(Knock on someone's door then run away).
If they get caught, they'd honestly be surprised with the amount of trouble they were in, and it's be all "It was just a prank!"
Newsflash. A prank doesn't do any harm, and at worst it's a mild annoyance to the person it's pulled on.
You're not destroying or damaging someone's prize possesion and causing a few hundred thousand dollars of damage.
:(
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