Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Boy divorces parents

Honorable Judge Stone of Madison WI. heard the case of little 10 year old Timmy Smith who was divorcing his parents.
His reason was due to the fact that both his mother and his father beat him on a regular basis.
The judge sympathetic to young Timmy's plight, allowed a temporary placement with a family member of Timmy's choice.
Suggesting his Aunt, Timmy said she beat him more than his parents did.
Surprised to hear this, the Judge asked little Timmy who he would like to be placed with temporarily while the DHS conducted an investigation into the violent situation surrounding the family.

Timmy suggested the Green Bay Packers, as they have never beaten ANYone regularly.
;)

(had ya goin.......didn't i?)

2 comments:

OzzyC said...

Yeah, you had me going. That was so bad that it was delicious.

Anonymous said...

I am such a sucker....